Look what I found in the restroom/dressing room while standing without my pants on. #comedyshow #Bakersfield #comics #comedians #comedyevent #restroom #thegreenroom

Funnest people to be in a car with for a few hours. @stevehalasz @ralphcomedy Priscilla Miranda and ME!!!! #dennysdiners #dennysdiner #dennys #foodporn #dennyslovers #24horas #breakfast #foodie #food #yum #instagood #instafood #diner #delicious

I’ve never seen a man so angry at a fly for landing on his toast with fresh squeezed butter on top @stevehalasz good times at #Dennys after the show #flysuck #ryebread #afterparty #goodtimes

Last night in #Bakersfield was awesome. Recording went great, people were great, and flyers looked great. #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #entertainment #comedians #labordayweekend #labordayparty #fun #comedyshow #comedynight #comedyevent

Just got a great haircut from @fisticuts go to Burbank and let him work his magic#haircut #hair #haircuttime #haircuts #hairstyle #hairstyles #fashion #instahair

Love public transportation without the public #metro #losangelesmetro #goodlife #neversleep

It’s about time to call my barber @fisticuts to see if he can fix this mess #haircut #haircuttime #haircuts #hair #hairstyle #instahair

Sad night got stood up on my romantic date at McDonalds #mcdonaldssadness #mcdonaldssadface #mcdonalds #depressing #saddate #saddatenight #babybackbitch

Can someone give me a hand here because I don’t got time for this.

Here is the origin story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.